A Squatting Double Standard: Is the Butt-Wink Okay in Pistols?
The butt wink is a slang term used to refer to a person who does not have any self-respect or sense of morality. It was coined by an American comedian named Jim Carrey in a movie called Dumb and Dumber (1994). In the movie, Dumb and Dumber are two idiots who go out one day and shoot each other with pistols. They say they were trying to come up with a new joke but it didn’t work.
The butt wink is usually associated with the use of handguns. But there are many other types of guns which do not have the ability to produce a “butt winking” sound when fired. For example, if someone shoots a shotgun, there will be no noise at all because the gunpowder doesn’t explode and create such sounds. If someone shoots a rifle, there might make some noise, but it would be very faint.
Some people think that the butt wink is acceptable in handguns. However, this is not true. The butt wink is unacceptable in shotguns and rifles because these firearms don’t emit such noises when shot. When shooting a handgun, the sound produced by the firing of bullets will cause the butt winking sound to occur. Because of this, it is very easy to tell when someone is winking their butt when they fire a pistol.
If you see someone who is winking their butt when they fire a gun, then chances are they have no sense of morality. Such people are often frowned upon by law-abiding citizens and are avoided at all costs by normal people. The only people who associate with butt winkers are those who have similar lack of morality. If you know someone who is a butt-winker, then that person is not to be trusted and you should stay away from them at all costs.
I have absolutely no idea why or how this became such a popular topic on the internet over the past few years. I remember seeing this term pop up on search engines when I did my own research on this topic a couple years ago. I can’t tell you how many times I’ve read about this on various gun forums either. Many of these people who write in these forums seem to take this topic very seriously even though I know that it is just a joke. It really makes no sense why people have such an interest in this topic.
I don’t really understand what the butt wink is exactly, so I can’t really give my entire opinion on the issue. I do not own any guns and never have so I’ve never winked my own butt, let alone when someone else fires a gun. All I had to go on was the information I could find on the internet about this subject. From what I could gather, it seems that some people feel that a butt wink is only considered a butt wink if you know that you’re going to shoot yourself with the gun. If you don’t know that the gun is going to shoot you in the butt, then it’s not a butt wink.
You see, the term “wink” implies that you knew the gun was going to do something.
You might be wondering why someone would even do such a thing in the first place. Well, there are many reasons as to why someone would shoot themselves in the butt with a gun on purpose. Some people might do it if they are trying to commit suicide. Other people might do it just for the hell of it. In some cases, someone might wink their butt just because they feel like it.
Sometimes people do things that we just don’t understand. I’ve read about people who have shot themselves in various body parts and even in the genitalia area. Some people have shot themselves in the chest or even in the head. I’ve heard of people who shoot themselves multiple times in the same body part as well.
Don’t even ask me why anyone would do such a thing. I don’t know and I don’t care to find out either. I suppose there are just some people who lack common sense and anything else that is related to being normal. As I stated before, I’m not here to judge those people who do these kinds of things. I’m just reporting the facts as they are and I’m just stating my opinions on this subject based upon what information was available.
The butt wink is most likely not as common as some of the other things that can happen when a person is shot. It’s probably rare, but it does happen to people on rare occasions. I suppose if someone was going to shoot themselves in the butt on purpose, they would want to make sure that they don’t end up in the hospital. Apparently, there are some who have died after shooting themselves in the butt area. I’m guessing those people probably didn’t treat their wounds properly and did something stupid like neglect to clean the wound or maybe they just didn’t go see a doctor right away.
If you get shot in the butt area, then you need to seek proper medical attention right away. If you don’t have proper medical insurance then try your local county hospital. These hospitals will treat people who can’t afford medical care for free. I’m not sure if they would want to treat someone who shot themselves in the butt on purpose, but I’m guessing they would since you didn’t really have a choice in the matter.
If you are reading this and you have shot yourself in the butt and you did it on purpose, I suggest that you learn from your mistakes and grow up a little bit. You may think this is funny, but I assure you that it isn’t. If you feel the need to impress your friends by shooting yourself in the butt, then you need new friends. Get a girlfriend or boyfriend if you must have someone find you impressive. There has to be more to life than just winking your butt because you think it’s funny.
You can stop reading this article now as what follows can be considered strange and quite frankly weird. If you are easily disturbed, I suggest that you do not continue reading. Viewer discretion is advised.
I’ve never understood why someone would shoot themselves in the butt on purpose. Then again, I’ve never shot myself in the butt on purpose or had any desire to do so. I can’t even imagine the pain it would cause and I’m guessing that it would really hurt a lot. Maybe that’s why some people do it. They want to see if they can endure the pain.
I’ve heard of people putting their hands in fire just to see if they can take the pain. Most people who do this usually end up with serious burns and are often hospitalized for a long period of time. This is probably a bad idea and I don’t suggest that anyone else do this.
Needless to say, you might be able to take the pain, but there are still long term effects that could come about from this. You could end up with an infection. You could also end up with serious and long term nerve damage. Even if you don’t feel the pain right away, it will most likely catch up to you later.
As I said before, I have no idea why anyone would want to shoot themselves in the butt on purpose. Perhaps they saw someone else do it or perhaps they had a really bad day and just wanted to see if they could do it. Still, shooting yourself in the butt is a rather immature thing to do and I’m sure there are more constructive ways of taking your anger out on yourself.
I guess when people do these kinds of things they don’t realize that there are consequences to their actions. They don’t think about the aftermath of shooting themselves in the butt or putting their hands in a fire. Such things have dire consequences and can often times be irreversible or cause life-long effects.
Yes, I’m aware that this should be obvious, but there are many people out there who don’t think about these types of things until it’s too late. I’m just glad I haven’t come across too many people like this during my time here at the hospital. It’s a shame that some people have to learn these lessons the hard way, and by the looks of it, this is going to be one of those lessons.
I’m not sure what lesson the person who shot themselves in the butt is going to learn from this. Perhaps they’ll learn that crime doesn’t pay. Perhaps they’ll learn to not do it again. Perhaps they’ll learn that doing it once is enough. I don’t know what this person will learn, but I am sure of one thing and that is they are going to have quite a story to tell their friends.
I don’t know why I’m writing this since no one is going to read this anyway. Still, I’m hoping that this person will get the help they need after suffering such a devastating injury. Who knows, maybe I’ll run into this person during my time here. It’s not likely, but you really never know.
If by any chance you happen to see this article, then I want you to know that it was nice knowing you. I also want to say that it was a pleasure taking care of you and I wish you the best of luck in your future endeavors. Thanks for reading!
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